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Valencia Street Park, Redux

July 5, 2013

Long time readers will remember our proposal for turning Valencia St from Cesar Chavez to Mission into a park:

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It turns out that we were ahead of our time — the SFPUC, the SF Planning Department, and the SF Department of Public Works are seeking input on green plazas at Valencia & Mission, and at Valencia and Duncan.

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In a rare move of solidarity, the imperialist Dominion of Bernalwood also seems to support this project in the Liminal Zone of Co-Prosperity. The right-hand turn from Valencia onto Mission is not exactly pedestrian-friendly.

The panel (SFPUC-PD-DPW task force?) is also considering other improvements on Tiffany, 29th and Duncan. A longstanding gripe of mine is some sort of improved traffic control at 29th and Tiffany. Annoying people making annoying u-turns, etc.

While I’d like a traffic roundabout, I don’t think there’s enough room. However, raised sidewalks like that on Shotwell by ODC would be nice.

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So go to the meeting on July 9th and let them know that La Lengua appreciates the love.

What: Mission and Valencia Green Gateway Community Open House #2 
When: Tuesday, July 9, 2013, 4:00pm to 8:00pm 
Where: Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts

2868 Mission Street (between 24th and 25th), San Francisco, CA 94110 

Around 16th St BART

June 13, 2013

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I made this from the panorama below using Tiny Planets.

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(Click to zoom to see no naked people.)

دارث فادر (Darth Fader)

June 10, 2013

This is so many kinds of awesome. Ottoman Star Wars.

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(via @saladinahmed)

I was hoping that the Arabic version of Star Wars — Hurub al-nujuum! — would have characters with awesome names like DJINN OF DARKNESS, but alas it is just transliterated. Darth Vader in Arabic is دارث فادر or a rather less intimidating Darth Fader, since there’s no V in classical Arabic. Though my friend @askbilal noted that because of Vodaphone, they just added a new letter for V, ڤ .

Think about that. A corporation ADDED A LETTER (well, a diacritic, I guess) TO A LANGUAGE. Holy crap. On the other hand, the Phoenicians would be pretty fucking horrified with what we did to their alphabet, so there’s that.

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(via Wikipedia)

UPDATE: the Ottoman Star Wars art is by a guy named Murat Palta in Istanbul, and he has a series of posters for classic movies in the same style.

Karl the Fog’s MRI

June 5, 2013
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Like athletes before the big season, @KarltheFog is in training. I managed to get hold of his MRI from his physical and things are looking good:

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The colors are temperature, and the hatched lines are Karl.

This is from the microwave profiler from Fort Ord down in Monterey, which shows temperature and wind speed. The microwaves reveal Karl’s modus operandi:

Normally you would expect temperature to decrease with altitude. Since we are subject to inversions the temperature will decrease and then get sharply higher. This is the bottom of the inversion. Fog will form under this.

In other @karlthefog news, @rrmutt has taken advantage of Flickr’s new 1TB storage cap to upload HD video of @karlthefog’s near daily sunset dance with Sutro.

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Here we see Karl fucking with Sutro:

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On this day, Karl was just angry. (Must have been the day after his fogoscopy.)

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Everybody Mom Chung Tonight

May 31, 2013
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Thanks to the generosity of @axisworks, I and Eric Fischer got a tour of Mom Chung, the Tunnel Boring Machine that will be digging its way towards Chinatown (and hopefully beyond).

I looked extremely badass official wearing my yellow vest and hardhat — I am pretty sure I could have wrested control of the TBM and dug my own path, but I figure its best to wait until they try to stop in North Beach.

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The opening festivities included Mayor Ed Lee sporting his new handlebar moustache.

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And a rather delicious cake.

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“The Box” is an extraordinarily big hole along 4th between Bryant and Harrison. They used the big red crane to drop Mom Chung in to do her work.

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Here’s the ramp that the humans use…

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…which leads to a dramatically lit long tunnel.

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The ethereal glow is from welding.

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Dear SF Muni: I wrote some instructions on the side of Mom Chung. (These should not be a surprise to frequent readers.)

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Gratuitous panoramas:

The Box:

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Mom Chung’s cutting head is ready to go:

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Gratuitous welding GIF:

Eric Fischer took some pictures with a real camera, including me in mid-slogan:

While the Wang Chung reference is inevitable, Mom Chung (and Big Alma) kicked some serious ass. The TBM are well named.

This being San Francisco, you should not be surprised that both TBMs are on Twitter and are anthropomorphically active.

¡Burrito!: The Musical

May 20, 2013

Thanks to this tweet by @DanJackson415

…the all-powerful and benevolent @40goingon28 has created a first draft of ¡Burrito!: The Musical. It is an epic journey worthy of both the burrito and San Francisco.

There is tradition:

Act I

Carlos and Esmerelda are the proprietors of La Tradición, a small, independent burrito parlor that serves a loyal and grateful clientele.  Each burrito is lovingly handcrafted, and they use only the finest ingredients.  People come from far and wide for their specialty, the “Burrito Zafiro,” made with a blue tortilla.

Song: “Beans and Rice and Love”

There is drama:

One day, a stranger comes into the store.  He introduces himself as E. Conommy Ofscale and tells Carlos and Esmerelda he works for Burrito Bandito.  They greet the stranger warmly and offer to prepare him a Supreme with Carne Asada to welcome the new business to town, but he refuses, explaining that he doesn’t really eat burritos. Ofscale tells Carlos and Esmerelda that they had better get ready; Burrito Bandito is coming to town and would crush them like it crushes all its competition – with ultra-cheap mass-produced burritos, an ad campaign targeted at Thought Leaders, and plenty of Tostitos brand salsa.  Carlos and Esmerelda look aghast.  “What, you don’t put lettuce in your burritos?,” Ofscale asks.  Esmerelda faints to the floor.

Song: “What Have You Done To My Burrito”

There is tragedy:

Act II

Burrito Bandito is booming while business at La Tradición has fallen off, largely fueled by the runaway success of Burrito Bandito’s Burrito de Blue Tortilla.  Carlos and Esmerelda are sadly contemplating closing the store.

Song: “I Will Water My Cilantro With Tears”

There is intrigue:

The next day, a mysterious young man comes into the store.  He peruses the menu and asks for an al pastor with no cheese and extra jalapenos.  As Carlos prepares the burrito, he suddenly realizes: “Gaspar! Is that you?”  The man smiles and nods, removing the Google Glass and startup sweatshirt he was wearing as a disguise.  “Yes, it is I!,” Gaspar says.  He tells them he is here to help them battle the evil corporate chain.

Song: “A Molotov Is the Spiciest Salsa Of All”

You will have to travel to blogspot to read the full thing, but I think we can all agree that TK is in line for an EGOT as ¡Burrito!: The Musical will invariably become a crossover hit.

Also, I took the liberty of animating TK’s poster.

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If someone can draw an exploding burrito, feel free.

1906 Dining Opportunities

May 14, 2013

@donnyo was kind enough to be my Facebook Whisperer and point out this rather interesting photo posted by Lost San Francisco. It looks to be an earthquake relief kitchen / restaurant.

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The photo belongs to Lauren, who says

“Now, if I can only figure out why it was in the photo album in inherited from ancestors who lived in North Beach and survived the earthquake. The tall guy in the back is circled, if you zoom in, but he doesn’t look like one of my relatives. Maybe a family friend.”

Matt Brauer noticed the “Gilbert Grocery” sign

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…and figured out that this was taken in taken in La Lengua, looking west at the intersection of San Jose Ave and Army Street (where St. Luke’s currently sits). The Bancroft Library would have been to the left of and a little behind the photographer.

You can see the buildings behind it on the 1905 Sanborn fire insurance map.

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Unfortunately, all those houses along San Jose Ave were torn down in the 1960s to build the ever exciting St. Luke’s parking lot.

Open for breakfast, dinner and supper! (7:15 seems a little early to cut off supper though.)

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I was able to dig up an article on the restaurant and its founder David Nieto from the San Francisco Call using the all-powerful California Digital Newspaper Archives.

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Adjusting for inflation, the meals ran from about $3.75 to $20. I would love to see a menu. (The SFFD Museum has some details on post-quake relief supplies and food distribution — sounds like it was pretty basic, though $20? I’m intrigued.)

But this being in the SF Call, there’s drama to come. Uh oh!  It looks like two of his other kitchens (on 19th & Dolores, and 16th & Carolina) got shut down in August 1906 for risk of flies and typhoid.

Nieto is a pretty distinct name, and there are lots of results for him in the SF Call. Seems like red tape got in the way of him getting reimbursed for his soup kitchen work. Soup Kitchen Man Is Angry!

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So David Neito’s got to be in the photo, right?

When we have our big earthquake, I suspect food trucks will play an important part of San Francisco’s rapid recovery. At least they will have a track record.

Also visible on the Sanborn map is the Buckingham & Hecht shoe factory, which is still standing today as part of the Salvation Army:

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One of many ads for a San Francisco company emphasizing they were still in business.

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@donnyo just found this vignette of the B&H:

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Fret not, Buckingham & Hecht is on my list of things to write about some day. Anyone been inside?

Findery trackback:

https://findery.com/burritojustice/notes/1906-earthquake-kitchen

The Ships That Lurk Below Our Feet

May 3, 2013

@KdotCdot reminded me of this SF buried ship map. (rotated, original version here).

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Much more ship discovery on FoundSF.

By the summer of 1850, over 500 vessels were recorded as being anchored in the vicinity of Yerba Buena Cove. After they had arrived, whole crews abandoned their ships, along with the passengers, to make their way up to the gold fields. Many of the vessels were eventually left to rot, others were eventually used for such purposes as storeships, saloons, hotels, jails, and some were sunk purposefully to secure water lot titles (property that was originally underwater). As wood was scarce at the time, due to the many fires that swept the city and the increasing need for building material, many of the vessels were also broken up for their timber as well as other parts such as the metal plating.

By 1851, the wharves had extended out into the cove and numerous buildings had been erected on piles near them. Over the next two decades, under various waterfront extension bills, Yerba Buena Cove was filled with sand from the downtown area. According to Bancroft, a local historian, “As late as Jan ’57 old hulks still obstructed the harbor while others had been overtaken by the bayward march of the city front and formed basements or cellars to tenements built on their decks. Even now [1888] remains of the vessels are found under the filled foundations of houses.” The cove was eventually enclosed by a seawall which was built from 1867 to 1869, and which followed roughly along the same path as The Embarcadero.

There’s even a list of ships that were abandoned, some with great details:

Almandralina — lay near Pacific Wharf; “…on the corner of Pacific and Front, was owned at the time by M. R. Roberts…Venard’s brick building to-day covers the site where she was cut out.” [82] “The vessels lying at the corner of Pacific and Front streets are the remains of the ship Almandrilina — signifying almond grove — and the brig Ricardo. These vessels were owned by Captain M. R. Roberts, and were brought around the Horn early in ’49, with full cargoes for the gold fields. The captain’s young wife followed him in 1850, by way of the Isthmus, and Captain Roberts fitted-up the Almandrilina for her reception, until he completed the building of his handsome residence—at that time the finest in town—corner of Washington and Stockton streets, where they have resided every since, and where their children were born. The vessels were then converted into warehouses, and finally into boarding and lodging houses until the city front was filled in and buildings erected on top of the hulls as they lay covered up.” [FM] “Venard, G., manufacturer…625-627 Front”

For reference, here’s the 1859 Coast Survey map, with wharf names:

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And you can see a sketch of the Greenwich and Lombard wharfs at the Year of the Bay exhibit at the California Historical Society.

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Whence the Street Name Cometh

April 29, 2013
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Behold this finely crafted map of the history behind San Francisco street names:

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Created by  Noah Veltman, aka @veltman, it even lets you filter by categories!

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I have a sneaking suspicion we will soon have a “renamed” category.

I’m not sure what is more interesting, *what* things are named after, or *why* they were named for things. If I may quote myself:

I guess the trick to getting something named after you is to live there before anyone else (or make the map yourself…)

 

Sutro Holds The Line

April 27, 2013
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http://blip.tv/the-rotor-show/episode-6576585


Alternate title: Sutro in the Garden of Fog and Evil

(Via the always awesome @rrmutt and his Sutro Sunset Cam.)