Gentrifying the Markov Chain

Over at 40goingon28, TK critiques Debra Saunders’ latest piece in gentrification and housing, which is surprisingly incoherent. He notes:

“It’s fine to have problems with current SF housing policy, but for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to go public with them, write some coherent arguments down instead of a bunch of disconnected phrases that floated through your head.”

I decided to run Debra’s article through a Markov Chain generator to see if it made any more sense. I think it’s considerably improved! (Here’s a friendly description of Markov Chains for those of you who are not Software-Americans.)

In many ways, San Francisco Fountain is no right to be the East Bay ever since. And if City Hall won’t let retailers give away paper bags. Groups only can, and I walked from out of people on their way to affordability.

The same activists who wear Google glasses – sparse square footage, lots of life is happening now. In the city has been in the fact that for people who killed 8 Washington, voters passed a couple of life is perched, the Board of tech giant had a Union Square store where they are drawn to live in this City Hall can tell you can and fun little stores, but with a condo in the fog belt.

Otherwise, about affordable housing? In many ways, San Francisco has been more livable for people on waterfront development. That leaves the oddly shaped high-rises you know there’d be pricey. But I love the cost of people on the fact that suggests, as headquarters of town. Bring on the construction of Techcrunch wrote a flat in a duplex when it will eventually ruin our neighborhoods, our cities, and demographic changes have to kill the Yuppies whom anarchists hate pay top dollar to send this town thinks Twitter is threatened.

Sometimes I walked from City Hall can tell you know there’d be the Mission is an economic downturn. Kim-Mai Cutler of town. It stank, the project. The grounds could be called squalor. Those Yuppies whom anarchists hate pay top dollar to what the background. And guess what, it’s not Siberia. You still find good coffee, ample parklands, tony eateries and cannot imagine the Board of 30,000 new shelter for San Francisco. Advocates argue that for the background.

And the cost of people who killed 8 Washington, voters passed a museum. It’s a neighbor wants to send this City Hall can and their way to kill the Special City. I don’t think any enlightened policies are outraged, and difficult for owners to rent will eventually ruin our way to make San Francisco serves as I walked from City Hall somehow did approve the Star Trek movies, San Franciscans to live in a neighborhood where residents spruce up or build a neighborhood where residents spruce up or build out. If backers win passage of Supervisors and eliminated, because of would-be San Francisco.

People pay top dollar to make this town thinks Twitter is a city benefits when nurses, teachers, police had a city can make it will eventually ruin our planet. They ignore the construction of tech giant had a condo in 1992, we rented a duplex when nurses, teachers, police had a provocative piece, “How Burrowing Owls Lead to be called squalor.”

Those Yuppies rarely complain until a couple of noise, living in part because if City Hall down Market Street at least by 2020, Mayor Ed Lee dares not oppose Proposition B, it a condo in the left unchecked, it is happening now in a museum. It’s a condo in this loser message: “The Yuppie Eradication Project stage protests to keep the chump who buys a height limit on Treasure Island last year.”

Google barges Problem: There are going to do with fewer panhandlers on waterfront development. That leaves the influx of would-be San Francisco, or build our neighborhoods, our neighborhoods, our way to rent will block high-rise development. Despite his vow to live here, so rent to live in the Board of Starfleet Academy or the construction of tech giant had a museum.

It’s also supports proposals to make this loser message: “The Yuppie dot-com lifestyle must be fought and I don’t think it would hurt for people in the middle class since the affluent than homeowners, do that?” Homeowners.

Let me up or at 8 Washington, voters passed a ballot measure to evict paying tenants. There’s a couple of Supervisors and they’d be endless: No photon torpedoes. Too many techies already.

What about the bay itself to buy, we rented a condo in which I moved to do with your own homes in mind that the East Bay ever since. And that’s OK, because while I walked from all over the fog belt. Otherwise, about the Gold Rush, and keep it more expensive and our neighborhoods, our planet. They ignore the mood was downright eerie. Yet the fog belt.

Otherwise, about affordable housing to live in 1992, we rented a flat in which I moved here in this town. It stank, the Mission Yuppie dot-com lifestyle must be called squalor. Those Yuppies rarely complain until a new homes by 2020, Mayor Ed Lee dares not Siberia.

You still find good coffee, ample parklands, tony eateries and they’d be called squalor. Those Yuppies whom anarchists hate pay $700,000 for a Union Square store where residents spruce up buildings and therefore they have pinched Ess Eff’s housing stock. Cutler also supports proposals to out-of-towners through Airbnb. Then suddenly they have to keep the fog belt.

Otherwise, about the influx of town. Bring on the Board of town. Bring on their way to make it will be some ballot measure to live near what the streets clean. Who is an economic downturn. Kim-Mai Cutler of people who killed 8 Washington are going to live near what the construction of tech giant had a museum.

It’s a Union Square store where residents spruce up or build out. If backers win passage of Starfleet Academy or at dusk with a provocative piece, “How Burrowing Owls Lead to San Francisco,” or build out.

If backers win passage of Supervisors and more market-minded approach to what the cost of Supervisors and Planning Commission approved condominiums at 8 Washington are going to evict paying tenants. There’s a museum. When Apple announced plans to build a duplex when it more affordable housing?

In the Mission is a condo in the chump who are pushing a friend from all over the construction of Proposition B, it would hurt for San Francisco newbies. The same activists who wear Google glasses.