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New York Burrito

August 20, 2014
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A New York burrito. (via @sjiang, one of our undercover agents)

new york burrito

No pizza in San Francisco is this bad.

This “burrito” contravenes all known protocols and traditions. Also, it is incredibly dangerous to compromise the structural integrity of a burrito by removing the foil. A properly wrapped burrito is about 70-80 PSI, and by defoiling the burrito you are taking your very life in your hands.

Therefore, for the safety of New York City and its boroughs, we are arming the Burrito Railgun and disengaging the humanitarian safeties.

burrito rail gun launch

Take cover, Manhattan, for a we shall met a fiery rain of al pastor upon the unworthy, inbound at 29,000 mph.

burrito rail gun hunters point




4 Comments leave one →
  1. August 21, 2014 10:51 am

    It is with great pleasure that I nominate you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. You can read about the award in my post here:

  2. Al the K permalink
    August 24, 2014 2:28 pm

    That’s a dang TACO, and one not conforming to current building codes. Take a bite out of that and you’ll be remembering your Mom’s warning, “You’ll put an eye out with that thing!” on your way to the ER.

    On a side note: which came first, the Mission Burrito or tin/aluminum foil? One could not possibly exist without the other. Some archaeologists claim burritos of some sort existed before the Age of El Farolito, though little evidence has come to light.


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