So I laid down a paper bag and baited it with salsa. Look what I caught!
In the name of burrito science, I inverted the colors.
Kind of looks like Chipotle. In a reactor. (While the chips are obviously emitting Cherenkov radiation, levels are within acceptable limits. The yellow salsa concerns me however.)
This of course was the subject of The Firm’s classic, Radioactive:
Well, I’m not uptight
Turn me on tonight
‘Cause I’m radioactive
Additional analysis provided by KevMo.