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Vote Medjool Out of the Mission

November 21, 2008

Go vote now for the douchiest bar in the city!

I have already revoked Medjool’s Mission citizenship as shown here on my highly accurate and legally binding map of the Mission District:


If Medjool wins this poll, do they have to move out of the Mission?

Perhaps a compromise is in order. Sans douche, it’s a nice place to sit on a sunny day or a warm night.  Maybe the bouncers can check zip codes at the door (110 or go!) or submit potential drinkers to some sort of Mission Mission content quiz…

Then again, this could backfire. Even more douches would be attracted to Medjool, like moths to a flame. Let us hope some sort of singularity occurs when enough douches occupy a small enough space.

Or we could just sit outside at Zeitgeist (which is also on the list?!?)  Benders, Knockout and El Rio are apparently douche-free, thank god.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. December 1, 2008 1:42 am

    Medjool wins!

    Now please go move and merge with Matrix. Zeitgeist is kind of far from La Lengua.

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