Flip The Bird
April 18, 2018
You reach down, you flip the Bird over on its back. The Bird lays on its back, its battery baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels, trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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Burrito Justice 
OK. Now I have an answer.
Cuz the little fucker is threatening to call the police on me if I don’t rent it or stop touching it.
You know what a scooter is Leon?
Of course!
Same thing.