Imperial Overreach
May 28, 2014
Bernalwood reports: David Campos has tried to eat Precita Park!
(h/t @strngwys for the GIF. Godzilla and Bernal, oh man.)
While La Lengua has had its differences with the Bernalian Hegemony, we support microhood rights rather than amalgamation.
Precita is Bernal. Period. Try talking to people next time, David.
UPDATE: Precita Park has been removed from the Calle 24 District.
Burrito Justice 
Thank you, La Lenguens, for your statement of support. It mattered in this matter.