UPDATE: Unfortunately, these are no longer available.
I am lucky to have some pretty awesome readers. And some of them have control of LASERS.
@aidaan, member of the LaLeReLaArCoCo (La Lengua Revolutionary Laser Architectural Construction Council) had the foresight to undergo rigorous training to control LASERS in both the horizontal and vertical directions to create 1/1000th scale Sutro Towers.
Here we see the birthing process. Note the precision use of LASERS.
Behold the Sutrotitos in their dormant state:
Keep an eye out once assembled — an veritable army of them are now running free in the Mission. (We trapped this specimen using beer and fries at Rosamunde.)
With IPAs and patience, you too can be a Sutro Whisperer.