I just… oh, L.A., you make it too easy.
I am glad to see we have advanced our putting-a-microwave-in-a-box technologies to such orange levels. And free WiFi!
LAist actually tried all 5. Good god.
But will the Box Brand family be brave enough to move north?
It would imagine it would go something like this:
And lest ye forget, Los Angeles, we can disable “humanitarian mode” on the Burrito Railgun and eliminate any threats to the burritosphere.
Perhaps New York is a better spot for such finely machine-crafted burritos, as @ThePeterHa (212 AND 503 hahahahahhahahaa) seems to think:
Of course, this raised the question of what other things should be in vending machines. We have previously discussed the need for beer on Caltrain:
And hey, look, a vending machine that sells those micro-apartments! I’ll taaaaaake… the yellow one.