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Schrödinger’s Bürrito

January 30, 2012

@petunia18 shares the utter horror of a burrito eviscerated. A tragedy in one act.

There are so many ways this is wrong.

a) The burrito is a servant of mankind. The foil is your friend, it wants to help you.

b) Schrödinger’s Bürrito: the moment you touch it with a fork, it stops being a burrito.

c) Do not compromise the structural integrity of a burrito. You are toying with forces you cannot possibly comprehend. The very fabric of space and time is at risk.

d) Ridley Scott called and wants his burrito back.

11 Comments leave one →
  1. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable permalink
    January 30, 2012 2:21 pm

    What the! That’s not OK!

  2. postrideburrito permalink
    January 30, 2012 2:37 pm

    My brother, a California native like myself, eats his burritos that way :(

  3. January 30, 2012 4:07 pm

    Would you eat a banana like that? I think not.

  4. January 30, 2012 6:09 pm

    what if the burrito ruptured in the manufacturing process?? that’s how i’d eat it. although admittedly it’s more a scrapping operation at that point.

  5. Luke permalink
    January 31, 2012 12:34 pm

    If you get it mojado, I think it is fair to eat with a knife and fork.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable permalink
      January 31, 2012 12:50 pm

      Yeah, that is definitely true.

  6. February 14, 2012 1:35 pm

    I can hear Burrito Eater cringing from here. And not even scooping with a chip, which is admittedly a consolation prize at best for this sadness.

    It might as well be a bread bowl at that point.


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