Justicia Burrito en Español

So in ol’ server logs I saw that someone in Mexico ran Burrito Justice through Google translate.

There are some winners in here:

“Oh, hombre, estoy tan jonesing Trompeta de un Rey.“

“Sinceramente no sé que habría elegido una, pero sin duda han BENTON tocino.“

“Sucio, sucio Brownies”

Gracias, amigos mexicanos, for pushing your delicious food northward over the past few centuries and allowing it to culminate in the pinnacle of food delivery, los Taco Camiones.