Bacon Street Closed Ahead
April 3, 2010
Good news: there’s a Bacon Street in town.
Bad news: it’s closed ahead. Oh dear.
I now have bizarre mashup of Peter Gabriel’s Mercy Street and Hammertime going through my head.
“Dreeeeaming of Baaaaa-con Streeeet, sweaaaaar they moved that siiiign… STOP! It’s BaconTime!”
While I am very happy that there is such a street, I do not see how the road closure would fit into the bacon flowchart.
Just be sure to avoid bacon FAIL.
Burrito Justice 
Not only is there a Bacon St; there is a Egg St as well.