Beer Barrel Planter

I am loving the new beer keg planters in front of Phat Philly.

There’s a garden, what a garden
Only happy faces bloom there
And there’s never any room there
For a worry or a gloom there

Googling around for something witty to end with I came across this IMDB summary for the 1946 Three Stooges movie “Beer Barrel Polecats“:

The stooges make a whole batch of homemade beer, but get tossed in jail when Curly sells some to a cop. Their minor indiscretion turns into a forty year sentence when a keg of beer Curly has hidden under his coat explodes while the boys are being photographed.

How does anyone, even Curly, fit even a small keg under a coat? A beer ball, maybe. (Hey, whatever happened to the beer ball?  Those things were awesome.  Can you still get them? They would be perfect for Dolores Park, no?)