Yesterday, We Built This City discovered this perfectly good head of lettuce inexplicably abandoned in the gutter (location unknown, perhaps Glen Park?)
Nearly one year ago, Mission Mission reader William found this sneaky tomato plant inexplicably growing behind a gas station on 15th and Market:
Six months ago, we discovered this pile of bacon inexplicably dumped in a Noe Valley gutter:
Forget the food pyramid. We have a BLT Triangle of Mystery going on here. (Well, a BLT Rhombus if anyone finds bread dumped in the street. Pictures please.)
But get it together, food dumpers. Please drop your BLT components closer together in both time and space.
(Insert street food joke here.)