BART vs Freeway Retro-Futurism

November 7, 2009

Once again Eric Fischer makes blogging easy.

While this 1957 BART plan is impressive…

BART plans 1957

…or this detail of the proposed Geary Line…

1961 BART Geary St crop

…freeway drawings are so much sexier and distracting for long-term transit planning.

1964 plan for the crosstown freeway, Union & Lyon:

1964 SF Crosstown freeway Union and Lyon crop

My, what a glorious and elegant Civic Center freeway exchange — life will to have been good!

1964 Civic Center exchange


BART To The Future

October 10, 2009

Oh man. Eric Fisher bums us out by scanning this 1961 GE ad of what BART could have been.

Golden Gate Bridge BART

(Note the timely inclusion of the USS Saratoga, CVN 60.  But I have no idea where that chopper could be coming from – oh, wait, 85th Avenue.)

BART to the future

Note the above-ground tracks in Berkeley.  And holy lots of white people on that train. Sex Pigeon, if your telepathy trucker hat has an alternate history setting, what are they thinking?

white people can't drive

In all honesty we got a pretty good deal of this, though BART along Geary/Broadway and on the Golden Gate Bridge would have been a pretty epic ride. (And a crosstown BART down Divisidero-Castro-Noe-30th Street-SFO would work for me too. Just don’t turn off that tunneling machine, Gavin.)

bart bart 1961

Makes you wonder what the bullet train to LA will actually look like 50 years from now.  Some space-blogger will be all, “Ha ha, look at this Burrito Justice idiot who said the train would go just 250 miles an hour when in fact it arrives in San Francisco BEFORE IT ACTUALLY LEAVES LA!”


BART, Use This Map

September 21, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I like my reductio ad absurdum BART map (and if I may say so myself it looks quite good on a black t-shirt).  But it was a parody, designed to highlight the half-assed job BART did on its new map with its awkward combination of forced straight lines yet strangely detailed coastline. (And let’s face it, the previous map, even with its Mission curve, wasn’t very good either.)

Behold our friends at San Francisco Cityscape who have just updated what is quite possibly the BEST TRANSIT MAP EVER – zoom of SF below, click the map for the entire Bay Area.

sfcityscape BART transit map

“…we’d like to think that this version combines the simplicity of the BART map with a relatively accurate rendering of geography, and it includes some detail that the BART map doesn’t, like major Muni stops.”

Indeed. I would be very comfortable giving this to anyone visiting from out of town, and would pray that such a map existed wherever I travel.

BART, at least consider replacing the maps inside the cars with this one.

If one didn’t know any better, this SF Cityscape map would make you think the Bay Area has a coherent transit system.

The SF Cityscape folks have created dozens of interesting maps.  I particularly like the SF Main Line map, the Spider Map and a plan for the California High Speed Rail map of the hopefully near future (rotated for your viewing pleasure).

CAHSR

Oh, I am so looking forward to the bar car on the trip to LA zipping along at 220 mph.

Hey, here’s an idea – if you have an electric car, you can drive onto the train.  You get a charge and you can drive you get there! This idea is of course void if LA were ever to build a subway system like the one below (by Numan Parada, read more about it in the LA Times story).

LA dream subway clip

I swear I will write about something other than BART or Sutro Tower soon.  Really.


Hyperlinear BART Map

September 18, 2009

In response to all the straight-liners out there, reductio ad absurdum:

hyperlinear BART

Hey, you’re underground, so you don’t need to see the bay, right?

(By popular demand, black and white t-shirts are available on Zazzle.  Why in the hell are black t-shirts so expensive? Any other more reasonably priced vendors out there?)

For the record, I like most of what BART did on their new map, just not the part in SF. I’m all for straightening out wiggles, but the curves of the Mission are important.

Geofftech.co.uk has an excellent archive of alternate takes on the iconic London Tube map.

The literal version:

literal london tube

vs the same area optimized:

london tube figurative

This is obviously better, but note that many ‘curves of significance’ are preserved — St. Paul’s, Regents Park, Covent Garden, Oxford Circus, Piccadilly Circus…

There are tradeoffs however, as highlighted in this surprising map made by RodCorp — the dotted lines connect stations that are less than a third of a mile apart (where it would be quicker to walk than ride):

london tube walk map

(If only we had such a dense network of metro lines to have to worry about such things.)

One last argument — Baker St to Waterloo is about the same distance as Powell to 24th. Two maps, same scale:

waterloo to baker, powell to 24th

And here is how each transit map depict(ed) the curves along these routes of roughly the same distance:

waterloo 24th transit maps side by side


Bouche Triste, Faim Furieux

April 20, 2009

BART PD runs off Amuse Bouche from 24th St BART station, thousands go to work hungry and sad.

Updated map of SF-NFSF (No Fun Street Food):

nofunfood

Methinks we need to take a radically different approach on street food in this city.  In Toronto, they have CONTESTS for street food.

(BTW, StreetFoodSF’s twitter is a great one on, well, you know.)


BARTorama

March 27, 2009

16th to 24th in 4 seconds.

bart-doors

24th St BART cement art, NE entrance. Click to enlarge.

bart cement art

BART stairs horizontal 360, aka if Escher designed a BART entrance…

vertical BART 360


What Do BART and Sharks Have In Common?

March 9, 2009

Other than QuadCamera + QuadAnimator, absolutely nothing. I have officially run out of headlines today.

bart

bart-side

San Jose / Minnesota game — I missed Mission Melts for this.

hockey-turns

air-shark

It is amazing how much your hand drifts over a couple of seconds.

p.s. iPhones can’t do animated GIFs, WTF?

The original oncoming BART shot (click to enlarge):

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Mission Freeway, 30th St BART

February 20, 2009

One of my favorite new map blogs, The Map Scroll, recently covered the thankfully failed effort to criss-cross San Francisco (and other cities) with freeways and the “freeway revolt” against this in the 1950s and 60s. Many excellent sites discuss this one already, especially Shaping SF.

Anyway, the Map Scroll got me a-googling for better resolution map of that birdseye view of the planned highways, especially the Mission Freeway that was in the works (basically more of the 280 San Jose exit, pretty much up Capp St (between Mission and Van Ness) to 14th).  Wikipedia to the rescue. (Click below for a giant map of the whole city burdened by albatross-like freeways.)

Mission Freeway

My house would have been so under the Mission Freeway that even Tom Petty wouldn’t have been able to sing songs about it.

Summarizing Shaping SF: protests by the Haight-Ashbury Neighborhood Council led to the Chronicle printing this map in 1956, resulting all hell breaking loose — even though the map had been around since 1948.  (For you younguns, newspapers (those wet, soggy things you saw in bags on the sidewalk this past week) actually used to break stories before most people knew about it!  Shocking, I know.)

But fear not, there was a mean streak in the Chronicle even back then:

On November 2, 1956 the San Francisco Chronicle graciously published a map of the proposed and actual freeway routes through San Francisco even though its accompanying editorial was already chastising protestors: “The remarkable aspect of these protests and claims of injury is their tardiness. They concern projects that have for years been set forth in master plans, surveys and expensive traffic studies. They have been ignored or overlooked by citizens and public official alike – until the time was at hand for concrete pouring and when revision had become either impossible or extremely costly. The evidence indicates that the citizenry never did know or had forgotten what freeways the planners had in mind for them.”

Other exciting SF never-built freeway features included a highway through Glen Canyon and a second Bay Bridge at the foot of Army.  Kind of amazing BART got built under these circumstances.

I still want my infill BART station at 30th though  — La Lengua’s easily worth half a billion of stimulus funds!  PDFs on BART’s planning website (part B has all the construction porn). Bored tunnel, not cut-and-cover (like the rest of Mission was done), estimated 3.5 years of construction time, with just 11 months of traffic distruption, and a huge hole in the Safeway parking lot and Valencia/29th to get the dirt out and cement in. All for beautiful entrances at 29th and 30th, and a nice new building for El Patio! It could be our Carlo’s, where commuters are welcome

30th St BART

SF Cityscape has an extensive bay-area transit map of the future.

And here’s the preferred dual tunnel that would allow express trains:

Now for that second Transbay Tube and offline tunnels for more stations.  Simply shouldn’t take 30+ minutes to get to the airport…


BART Adventure, Mystery Music

January 27, 2009

So I get to work downtown for two days — this is very exciting as it lets me avoid a car and pretend to be a BART commuter like sexpigeon (but with no pithy picture titles). Click to behold my fellow passengers.

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At Powell Street Station this dude was playing some guitar.

guitar dude - it's you

(audio-only video file below)

But what song is he playing? I KNOW this song, gaaahhhh. It’s driving me nuts.  “And it’s you, you keep my thoughts worth thinking… you make this old man’s life worth living… right before things might happen… for me and forever will you stay…”

It sounds like a Colin Hay song, but I’ll be damned if I can find anything online — is he just making shit up?  Where’s the music from?

Sadly the recording misses his most excellent 30 second intro, but I take solace in his box of “Crispy Hexagons”.  Nothing quite like starting the morning with a box of Euclidean geometry.


16th and Mission, Hip vs Ho

December 31, 2008

Mission Loc@l watches the night watch at 16th and Mission.

The 2000 block awakes from its nap. The one-armed woman in the hot pink dress returns. She’s now with another man but darting five steps ahead of him, rendering him just as meaningless as the last guy. In the past couple hours, she’s turned from a buyer into a seller.

“Do you need anything?” she asks me.

I don’t.

“Why do you have a notepad?”

I’m a writer.

“Don’t write about the Mission. Everyone writes about the Mission. You need to pick a different topic if you ever want to be any good.” (Uh oh, Allan and I are screwed.)

And then she’s gone. In the last three hours she’s bought crack, sold crack, switched men and given a writer’s workshop. Just another night at 16th and Mission.