I have a plan for improving Muni: Rename the routes after Giants players, and let them drive during the off-season.
Here’s the list — I had to add some historical routes to fill the gaps. Please add your route jokes in the comments.
|6-Parnassus||6||Ehire Adrianza DL60||2B|
|8X-Bayshore Express||8||Hunter Pence||RF|
|9-San Bruno||9||Brandon Belt||1B|
|13 Ellsworth||13||Joaquin Arias||3B|
|16X-Noriega Express||16||Angel Pagan||CF|
|18-46th Avenue||18||Matt Cain DL60||SP|
|19-Polk||19||Marco Scutaro DL60||2B|
|28-19th Avenue||28||Buster Posey||C|
|29-Sunset||29||Hector Sanchez DL60||C|
|40-San Mateo Interurban||40||Madison Bumgarner||SP|
|47-Van Ness||47||Jarrett Parker||RF|
|48-Quintara/24th Street||48||Pablo Sandoval||3B|
|49-Mission/Van Ness||49||Javier Lopez||RP|
|53 Southern Heights||53||Chris Heston||SP|
Hey that’s weird, the players are already on the new Muni map.
The Mission will see dramatically improved service:
If you are downtown near Mission and 3rd between 11 and 5 before January, you should go stop by the SPUR Urban Center at 654 Mission St. where you can see a few maps made by me and my friends.
SPUR was kind enough to display the 200′ Sea Level Rise map that I made with Brian Stokle.
LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
So stop by SPUR during your lunch break!
Remotely related song:
Long time readers will remember the proto-Burrito Justice report on burritos in Berlin. @cappstreetcrap continues this noble tradition – she and her husband were on vacation in Thailand and discovered some surprisingly good burritos in a mall in Bangkok. Most importantly she took the time to notify me immediately via the EBINT (Emergency Burrito International Notification Twitter):
The verdict? Not cheap, but surprisingly good!
Alas, chip technology has yet to make the jump across the Pacific.
This got me to wondering what would happen if California were destroyed in the earthquake and the only burritos remaining on Earth were these culinary outposts.
Tomorrow at 1 PM I’ll be hosting a panel at Culture Collide on Burrito Theory.
Many fine Burritologists will be present, including Allan Hough from Mission Mission, Broke-ass Stuart, Alan of Culture Collide, and Dawson Ludwig of Noise Pop. We will be discussing many BRT (Burrito Related Topics) such as
- the proper PSI for a burrito
- the dangers of completely defoiling a burrito before consumption
- what to do if you see someone using a fork and knife on a burrito
- should people on the East Coast be allowed to buy burritos while in the Bay Area?
- the state of tortilla chips in San Francisco taquerias
- will burritos of the future come wrapped in transparent aluminum? foil
If you can’t make it to West of Pecos, we will be broadcasting the summit live on BFF.fm!
Here’s a picture of me during the panel. The knife is to vivisect 538 if they come by.
Shortly after Jack was born, his family moved to Bernal Heights…
And in Irving Stone’s 1903 biography of Jack London, Sailor on Horseback:
Upon advice of their doctor the London family moved from town to Bernal Heights, a district of farms, where Flora advertised for a wet nurse. Mrs. Jenny Prentiss, a negress who lived across the road and who had just lost her own baby, became Jack’s wet nurse, foster mother and lifelong friend.
The Book of Jack London (1921):
When the baby was returned to his family they had moved to a cottage on Bernal Heights. And now upon the maternal Eliza devolved most of the rearing of her half-brother, indoors and out, in the energetic year spent in the cottage. The perambulator containing the baby boy, wheeled by a no less azure-eyed girl-child, became a familiar object of an afternoon on the hilly streets.
Welcome to Bernal, Jack!
This is totally not a surprise given the scriberial supremacy consistently shown by the Greater Bernalian Litosphere. It was only for a year, but the time spent in Bernal as a one year old clearly rubbed off on Jack.
The 1878 SF city directory gives a potential answer:
Remember that the directory information was at least a year out of date, so this most likely refers to 1877, not 1878.
Jack’s adopted father was John London, a Union veteran who married Jack’s mother Flora after Jack’s birth. But there are two John Londons! Which one? Also, how does 27th meet up with Harrison? And where is Gunnison Ave and Precita? And how does 28th have anything to do with Precita?
John London was once a farmer, but worked a series of odd jobs after moving to California, one of which was a carpenter. He also worked for the Singer Sewing Machine company, which makes me wonder about the 1877 Victor Sewing canvasser, though the address makes no sense, nor does F. B. Taylor. He did work for Martin Flavin’s IXL Auction House:
So the carpenter <-> contractor makes sense, though it’s hard to say how quickly the Langley directory staff noted changes in occupation. (The story behind them and how they made the directories would be a hell of a post in its own right…)
Anyway, back to the mystery of Gunnison. It turns out that it is that bit of Harrison on the other side of Precita, renamed in that typical Bernalian “I do not give a damn about contiguous streets” methodology. Thanks to @NAParish for tracking it down:
Here we can see Gunnison on the 1886 Sanborn map:
zoom, and rotate north:
Zoom and Enhance:
Applying BURRITOVISION filter:
Not entirely sure how to reconcile the lots and streets from 1889 property map vs the houses shown on the 1886 map. (Given it still references Dale and Grove instead of 29th and 30th, I have to wonder if it’s mis-dated.)
And then there’s the mystery of 27th and 28th streets extending Precitaward. I have seen this in a number of directory entries of that era (remember Graham’s Groceries, which was just around the corner, and the Bad Characters of Bernal Heights?)
I can only assume that people were using 27th and 28th as handy reference points for those who didn’t know that part of the city very well, almost like a line of latitude?
That’s the best explanation I have. Let me know what you think.
According to the 1886 Sanborn map, there were no buildings on either side of Harrison on the north side of Precita Park. Given how close they are together, could the two John London entries be duplicates? If so, zooming and enhancing on the Sanborn, one of these could very well have been the house that Jack London crawled around in.
After playing in Precita Place, perhaps his sister Eliza preambulated Jack over to Graham’s Groceries on Alabama and “27th St”! And perhaps they were able to “comically gaze upon” the throngs of San Franciscans crossing Precita Creek over “the romantic Folsom St bridge” the Great Bernal Gold Rush of May 1876.
Anyway, we in the rebellious colonies salute Bernal (well, Precitaville, actually) and their latest historo-literary acquisition, Jack London.
I may have found the address of Thomas Prentiss, the husband of Jenny Prentiss, Jack’s “wet nurse, foster mother and lifelong friend…” Jenny Prentiss’ husband worked with John London, and there is a Thomas Prentice listed in the 1878 directory as a carpenter, one street over from Gunnison (now Harrison) on Columbia (now Alabama) between Precita and Parker (now Montcalm).
So somewhere in this block? Is the “W s” mean “west side”? Oh for the love of street addresses… If that’s the case, then perhaps the “E s” means the east side of Gunnison, meaning the Prentiss and London families were back door neighbors? The only house I see in the rear are the ones are at the top of the block. If anyone knows of more specific records, please let me know in the comments.
Wednesday, October 8, 7:30-9:30 p.m.: Shaping SF public talk, 7:30-9:30 p.m.
Making History by Making Maps panel discussion at Shaping San Francisco’s Public Talks series, with Dick Walker co-author of The Atlas of California: Mapping the Challenge of a New Era.
Eric Quezada Center for Culture and Politics, 518 Valencia, SF
We’ll be talking up our collaborative map project from concept to creation, fielding questions, and unveiling our expanded poster version, on the one-year anniversary of its publication, and the 26-year anniversary of the street-naming that inspired the project.
Event is free. Maps will be available for purchase.
And come ride with us on October 11th!
Saturday, Oct 11, 12:45-4:00 p.m.: Bikes to Book bicycle tour, co-hosted by Litquake:
Meet at 12:45 p.m. at Jack London Street (at South Park in San Francisco)
Ride will commence at 1:00 p.m. sharp
Ride will end at approximately 4:00 p.m. in North Beach, outside City Lights Books
Bring bikes with gears, snacks, and enthusiasm
Event is free. Maps will be available for purchase.
Combining San Francisco history, art, literature, cycling, and urban exploration, “Bikes to Books” began as an bike ride homage to the 1988 street-naming project spearheaded by City Lights founder and former San Francisco Poet Laureate, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, in which twelve San Francisco streets were renamed for famous artists and authors who had once made San Francisco their home. First published in 2013 in The San Francisco Bay Guardian, and later in partnership with City Lights Books, the physical map can be found in many of San Francisco’s finest book emporiums, and is appropriate for use as a navigational tool, a history lesson, and a unique work of art in its own right.