New York Burrito
A New York burrito. (via @sjiang, one of our undercover agents)
No pizza in San Francisco is this bad.
This “burrito” contravenes all known protocols and traditions. Also, it is incredibly dangerous to compromise the structural integrity of a burrito by removing the foil. A properly wrapped burrito is about 70-80 PSI, and by defoiling the burrito you are taking your very life in your hands.
Therefore, for the safety of New York City and its boroughs, we are arming the Burrito Railgun and disengaging the humanitarian safeties.
Take cover, Manhattan, for a we shall met a fiery rain of al pastor upon the unworthy, inbound at 29,000 mph.