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January 8, 2014
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I just… oh, L.A., you make it too easy.

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I am glad to see we have advanced our putting-a-microwave-in-a-box technologies to such orange levels. And free WiFi!

My heart sincerely goes out to the brave souls at LAist and Vice who actually consumed the burritos.

LAist actually tried all 5. Good god.

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But will the Box Brand family be brave enough to move north?

It would imagine it would go something like this:

burritobox riot

And lest ye forget, Los Angeles, we can disable “humanitarian mode” on the Burrito Railgun and eliminate any threats to the burritosphere.

burrito rail gun hunters point

Perhaps New York is a better spot for such finely machine-crafted burritos, as @ThePeterHa (212 AND 503 hahahahahhahahaa) seems to think:

Of course, this raised the question of what other things should be in vending machines. We have previously discussed the need for beer on Caltrain:

caltrain beer machine

And hey, look, a vending machine that sells those micro-apartments! I’ll taaaaaake… the yellow one.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. January 8, 2014 1:52 pm

    you can find those burritos, such as they are called, at most high end grocery stores (andronico’s etc). They are kinda overpriced for being frozen burritos.

  2. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable permalink
    January 9, 2014 1:39 pm

    Ugh. I think that this says it all about Southern California’s inferior burritos.

  3. January 10, 2014 3:58 pm

    Even in an emergency, it’s a tough sell. But if you put one in a Beer Train on a long ride, who knows what could happen…

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