Schrödinger’s Bürrito
January 30, 2012
@petunia18 shares the utter horror of a burrito eviscerated. A tragedy in one act.
There are so many ways this is wrong.
a) The burrito is a servant of mankind. The foil is your friend, it wants to help you.
b) Schrödinger’s Bürrito: the moment you touch it with a fork, it stops being a burrito.
c) Do not compromise the structural integrity of a burrito. You are toying with forces you cannot possibly comprehend. The very fabric of space and time is at risk.
d) Ridley Scott called and wants his burrito back.
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What the! That’s not OK!
My brother, a California native like myself, eats his burritos that way :(
Would you eat a banana like that? I think not.
what if the burrito ruptured in the manufacturing process?? that’s how i’d eat it. although admittedly it’s more a scrapping operation at that point.
If your burrito suffers from structural integrity failure, it’s best to float it to the burrito breaking yards of Chittagong.
If you get it mojado, I think it is fair to eat with a knife and fork.
Yeah, that is definitely true.
I can hear Burrito Eater cringing from here. And not even scooping with a chip, which is admittedly a consolation prize at best for this sadness.
It might as well be a bread bowl at that point.