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La Lengua and Bernalwood Co-Prosperity Treaty

November 30, 2010

After years of negotiations (including much beer and pizza) the denizens of La Lengua are happy to announce a treaty of co-operation and co-prosperity with the Dominion of Bernalwood.

Treaty text is available in full from the Bernalwood digital archives:

RESOLVED: We, the overlords of Bernalwood, do cede La Lengua to the denizens of same, and that funny name too. However, La Lenguans should be advised that as the overlords of Bernalwood, and being far more vain and glamorous, we shall in perpetuity claim La Lengua within our own Greater Sphere of Co-Prosperity and Influence, and that we shall retain certain Rights and Privileges regarding various Establishments contained within La Lengua, particularly as they pertain to eateries and gun shops along Mission Street, and the Liminal Area thereabouts.

Please note that nosotros, el pueblo de La Lengua hereby consider the MSLA (Mission Street Liminal Area)  be as open and clear, upon one condition:

LaLeRA (La Lengua Revolutionary Army) shall make NO EFFORT to block or restrict free trading activities in or around liminal areas (including any and all eating, drinking, tourist and shooting establishments).

These shall be considered areas of FREE NAVIGATION upon the condition that Bernal support the construction of THE 30TH STREET BART STATION.

RESOLVED: This treaty shall be celebrated in a La Lenguan eating/drinking establishment in short order.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. December 2, 2010 3:22 pm

    I’m assuming no canine quarantine to restrict free movement? This needs to be addressed illico presto!

    :-)

    That Bernalwood, up to no good.

  2. December 2, 2010 3:55 pm

    That giant dog is the only thing I worry about.

  3. December 3, 2010 1:03 am

    Ruzzah! Hurrumph! Bring it!

  4. March 16, 2011 1:10 pm

    nice!

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